X-Day Drill

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http://www.modemac.com/cgi-bin/wiki.pl/July_2008

30 Dollars, requires a 30 dollar membership.

The Church of the SubGenius is preparing for the end of the world (again), when the Pleasure Saucers of the Sex Goddesses will arrive at the designated landing site on X-Day – Saturday, July 5th, 2008 at 7:00 AM! We'll be gathering once again at the designated landing site at Brushwood in Sherman, New York, beginning on Wednesday, July 2nd…and continuing for ETERNITY! We'll be celebrating the end of the world with one big NON-STOP PARTY!

The greatest mass exodus of human beings on the doomed planet Earth is the Hajj, the Islamic pilgrimage to the city of Makkah in Saudi Arabia. X-DAY IS THE SUBGENIUS HAJJ. The journey to X-Day is a religious pilgrimage that will take us to the end of the world – and beyond! THIS IS TRULY THE ROAD TO HELLE!

YOU ARE COMMANDED TO COME AND TAKE PART IN THE FESTIVITIES. This is a religious ritual that all members of the Church of the SubGenius are required to accomplish! Not only that, but those of you who've survived the X-Day celebrations of the past eight years will know that this is the best damn festival of the year, BAR NONE.

If you and your mates, friends, and whatever want to get on stage and perform with a bunch of naked freaks, mutants, and weirdoes, then just pack up your gear and COME ON UP to New York for the action! This is your chance to get it on and cut loose! It's non-professional, so you won't be paid for it, BUT you'll be taking part in a five-day naked party with hundreds of participants. Audience participation is ENCOURAGED, nay, it is REQUIRED.

X-Day is an event with NO corporate sponsorship, NO so-called "professionals," and NO commercialism (except what you provide yourself). It's just five days of music, beautiful naked Sex Gods and Goddesses, and PURE SLACK. Fuck Woodstock. Fuck the Dork Tour. Fuck Lolla-pa-losers…

...and ''FUCK 'EM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE!''